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| CaptainJistuce |
Posted on 21-05-19, 13:16 in I have yet to have never seen it all.
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https://fox8.com/news/man-arrested-after-claiming-he-was-an-undercover-cia-agent-during-brook-park-traffic-stop/ URL is self-explanatory. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-05-19, 20:39 in I have yet to have never seen it all.
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Post: #1002 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Well, I meant to paste a diffrent link about the same incident anyways, so... https://loweringthebar.net/2021/05/man-claims-to-be-four-agents.html --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-06-03, 10:25 in bsnes for Windows 98?
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Post: #1003 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
So you're saying we just need to create the formula that represents the flow of path by steps of a shitpost? --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-06-04, 19:31 in TAS (tool-assisted speedruns)
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Post: #1004 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
"Following strict definitions, the re-Record count is: 817,608,423,040" Bahahaha! --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-06-27, 05:29 in Sales and giveaways
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Post: #1005 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
https://www.gog.com/game/shadowrun_trilogy Gog dot com is giving away the recentish trilogy of Shadowrun RPGs. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-06-29, 10:53 in Near
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Post: #1006 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by Bob-P- I'm afraid the room for "mistake" has grown incredibly slim over the past two days. It is heartbreaking, but real. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-07-08, 02:50 in Mozilla, *sigh* (revision 3)
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Post: #1007 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by tommanSame thing wrong with everyone else in the technology field: being compatible with older software and hardware is seen as a bug. Websites don't degrade gracefully, they proactively block access. Operating systems aren't tested on hard disks, and put a two-year-old CPU as their minimum requirements. I hear the next ARM design is supposed to strip all support for 32-bit code. And so on. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-07-08, 06:28 in Upcoming game announcements/news
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Post: #1008 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by Nicholas Steel And two of the first three things are irrelevant to people that don't use the device docked. (Also, from what I've heard the new dock works with the old tablet, so... buy a dock for your integrated ethernet adapter and save a couple hundred bucks, I guess?) --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-07-09, 08:10 in Mozilla, *sigh* (revision 1)
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Post: #1009 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by tommanPersonal hypothesis: The people driving stuff now are people who were into computer when they were younger. They tend to have had wealthier histories, and have probably been upgrading computers every couple of years to stay modern since they were children. This is just "how things work" in their eyes. The idea that you would continue to USE a computer that is nearing a decade old, that it could still BE USEFUL, is foreign to them. The old guard, though? 1994's MS-DOS 6.22 listed an 8088 with 512 KB of RAM as the minimum system requirements. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-07-09, 23:00 in Mozilla, *sigh*
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Post: #1010 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by creaothceann True. And modern compilers actually generate more performant assembly than human hands anyways. The point was that it was designed to support older hardware, in an era where hardware was changing much faster. People can still do this when they want to, but there's increasingly less incentive for them to do so. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-07-10, 13:28 in Mozilla, *sigh*
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Post: #1011 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by KawaOr GPL! ... No, not that one. The other one. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-07-19, 21:25 in Instant messaging (cr)apps
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Post: #1012 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
RIPx2 my granny. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-07-20, 22:22 in Instant messaging (cr)apps
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Post: #1013 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by wertigonEveryone forgot their history. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-07-21, 07:24 in Instant messaging (cr)apps
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Post: #1014 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by tommanIE BECAME horrible with lack of updates. IE6 wasn't bad when it came out. It was bad when it was five years later and MS hadn't really done anything with it. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-07-25, 11:42 in bsnes for Windows 98? (revision 1)
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Post: #1015 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by damanAs previously stated, that would actually be pretty awful. Any hardware that could reasonably be expected to run either of those operating systems is far too slow to run bsnes. The state of the art in the year 2000 has not changed in the last two months of AD 2021. As no code targetting either platform was ever written, it would require a ground-up porting effort to make this very-bad-idea port a reality. Use SNES9x and be happy. Don't ask us to make you suffer. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
| CaptainJistuce |
Posted on 21-07-28, 11:00 in I have yet to have never seen it all.
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Post: #1016 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
I mean, I guess "native interface nowhere" is arguably better than "native interface provided your system is exactly the same one we use"... --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-08-01, 23:00 in Games You Played Today REVENGEANCE (revision 4)
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Post: #1017 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
So I'm onboard my own personal hype train and playing Blaster Master Zero Three. And yes, that's a terrible title. I know. I think at this point it is easy enough to answer the question "Do I want to play more Blaster Master Zero?". So I'm not going to try to talk you into BM03. Instead I'm just gonna celebrate. I think I've mentioned before my delight with how Inti Creates made Blaster Master Zero a remake of BM but a sequel to the japanese MetaFight. Because that is absolutely something they did, and a clever way to handle both games having VERY different plots. So you can imagine how giddy I was when at the end of the the first area Blaster Master's Jason meets MetaFight's Kane. ... And then this happened...  A. I love everything about this encounter. The background's styled after the hanger the Metal Attacker launched from in MetaFight. The first clump of text is lifted straight from the original game's pause/weapon select/tank schematic screen. The second clump of text is... well, the jumptank's name IS the Metal Attacker. B. Kane is a cheating bastard. First boss fight in the game, I have no powerups, and I'm dukin' it out with a fully-upgraded jumptank. I'm sittin' here bunnyhoppin' and hammerin' my pea-shooter while this bastard drives up walls and across ceilings spamming homing missiles. When he isn't just flying above me raining lightning down on my head. C. And in post-fight discussion(Spoilers: Kane's a good guy, I ain't killin' him here), he decides to up the fanwankery ante. He asks if I know what boss name his jumptank's AI generated for ME This has two significant implications. 1. It makes the boss name warning screens an actual in-universe thing. And 2, well...  FUCK. YES. I have a boss name, and it's right there in the title! --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
| CaptainJistuce |
Posted on 21-08-02, 05:44 in bsnes for Windows 98?
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Post: #1018 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by KingMikeUsually they were just asking for it to be ported to their PowerMac. They didn't appreciate that x86 assembly only runs on x86 processors. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-08-05, 11:09 in I have yet to have never seen it all.
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Post: #1019 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Posted by tomman Correction: This self-entitled "My parents are richer than you" dickface twat has ensured his next flight will be in the cargo hold. ... He's lucky I don't set the rules. I would've made it legal for them to hand him a parachute and throw him out the loading ramp. --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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Posted on 21-08-10, 02:55 in Internet numbers bragging thread
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Post: #1020 of 1164 Since: 10-30-18 Last post: 72 days Last view: 19 hours |
Hooray, the lightning didn't destroy everything! --- In UTF-16, where available. --- |
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